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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
Apr 18, 2014 / 195,652 notes

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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Apr 18, 2014
  • me: you guys are on your honeymoon why are you tagging pictures?
  • jo: its ok trust me ;)
  • joe: we'll talk to you later ;)
Apr 18, 2014

omg 

give these kids 2 nights of marital sex and the nerves jump right out of them. 

gettin freaky with me over fb messages lol I guess this is what shes needed all these years ;) 

Apr 18, 2014 / 246,369 notes
renegadegryphon:

there-were-no-good-urls-left:

whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls

YES

Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.
Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.
Apr 18, 2014 / 234,998 notes

renegadegryphon:

there-were-no-good-urls-left:

whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls

image

YES

Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.

Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.

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hannarohme:

Me at work
Apr 18, 2014 / 20,501 notes

hannarohme:

Me at work

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shewhonotgrow:

myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt



hot guy? cool shirt? Win.
Apr 18, 2014 / 164,087 notes

shewhonotgrow:

myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

hot guy? cool shirt? Win.

Apr 18, 2014 / 21,130 notes

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

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hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
Apr 18, 2014 / 46,145 notes

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

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Apr 18, 2014 / 125,339 notes

riddle-my-hiddles:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

oh my god im wheezinge

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