Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
give these kids 2 nights of marital sex and the nerves jump right out of them.
gettin freaky with me over fb messages lol I guess this is what shes needed all these years ;)
whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls
Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.
Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.
How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.
like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it
durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch
I want that last line on a shirt
hot guy? cool shirt? Win.
I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
oh my god im wheezinge